Schizophrenics, as I understand it, oftentimes think that the government is trying to control them through chips implanted in their brains, which I guess must get there when they're sleeping or something. To protect themselves, the loonies create and wear hats out of tin foil in order to block the transmission waves, thereby averting imminent governmental control. Ok then.Well, I'm not crazy, but I do notice that I can get a bit off axis let's say, during full moons. The word loony actually comes from the word luna, which means moon in Latin, due to (go figure) the common occurrence of people getting wacky during full moons. Well, it's a full moon today and I've been a bit off kilter this week and I'm convinced it's due to the moon. So I had an idea inspired by the crazies, a special hat that blocks the crazy waves of the moon. I'm no scientist so I don't know exactly what about the full moon makes people nutty, but I'm sure it has something to do with magnetic fields and gravitational pulls of some kind. So my hat idea would have to block all that. I'm sure if mankind can create awesome inventions like iPhones and Playdoh, some genius could make my hat idea work. Of course it better look badass or I won't wear it.
